Saturday, September 01, 2007

Tori Amos sings "about" Lindsey Lohan

Thank you Perez Hilton!
(this is copied directly from

This gem is from earlier this summer, but Perez Hilton just discovered it.

During one of her legendary improvs, the Goddess that is Tori Amos sang a song about Lindsay Lohan!!!

Click here (hand-held cam-corder) to listen to the brazilliance.

Lyrics below!

“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

1 comment:

  1. THAT was cool. Tori is one of those rare artists that keeps me just 'off balance' enough so that I'm always surprised at what she's doing either in her music or videos. Love her!


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