Dwarf with walking disability: Could you go upstairs and get me a glass of water?
Man: Water? To drink?
Dwarf: Yeah, to drink. What do you think I'm gonna do with it, wash my hair?
Nearby woman: You could swim in it, I guess.
--Abington Theatre Lobby
Overheard by: Chris
via Overheard in New York, Mar 28, 2008