birthday wishlist

it's my birthday in 12 days and people have started asking what I want. hence the list:
• good socks (white or black)
• nice underwear (online gift certificates)
• books (gift vouchers: e-mail my favorite bookstore if you want to spoil me)

on the more pricey side:
• new glasses
• iPhone 3G
• apple's Time Capsule (1TB)
• Webby HD video camera

and the "way out there" section:
• liposuction
• empty plot in Kaohsiung
• funds for designing and building my dream house
• fully sponsored AmEx black card

that'll do for 31, I think ;0)